Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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