I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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