How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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