he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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