yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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