So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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