did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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