If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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