Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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