He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My vagina just recognized that song.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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