Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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