quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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