I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
