Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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