It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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