i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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