Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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