I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i out mim tonsoeep
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