He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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