so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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