It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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