ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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