Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
So. Much. Porn.
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