You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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