All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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