I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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