i barfeds in our rink
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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