took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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