Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize