dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
tell me about the eggs
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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