I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Shame - the story of my life.
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