For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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