So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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