Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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