i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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