So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we're making bets on your personal life
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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