New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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