: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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