So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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