nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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