I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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