I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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