didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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