i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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