i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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