eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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