Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
tell me about the fingering
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