I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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