Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
im holly from the hills drunk
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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