We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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