D3 body, D1 cock
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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