Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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