and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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