dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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