Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Randomize
