Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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