She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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