i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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